Freitaglandmänner
The Freitaglandmänner (Fridaylandmen), Frms for short, embody everything despicable and are the arch enemies of the Maschinensäcke. They constitute a totalitarian military dictatorship, enslaving and harassing people with warmongering, dogmatism, predatory economics, excessive bureaucracy, total surveillance, and countless codes of conduct. Every positive emotion is sin, work and war are the only tolerated conditions and their main goal is to spread suffering and misery. They are the ultimate evil, a cosmic plague, that is responsible for everything bad. The culmination of their perfidious reign is the establishment of the Pseudoreality in which their victims are oppressed and brainwashed, and take over their own humiliation.Content
- History
- Social System
- Torture, Punishment, Disease and Death
- Home World
- Armed Forces
- Technology
- Physiology and Functionality of a Frm
- Important Persons
- Correct handling of frms
History
Name and Logo
When Donnerstagland (Thursdayland) took shape as an ideal world around 1995, the most obvious thing to do was to give the antagonists the name Fridayland. This was decided in childlike spontaneity and no longer seems appropriate to today's image of the Frms. But we can interpret that retrospectively. Frms do not produce anything good themselves, they steal ideas and words and sully them. So they try to tarnish Thursdayland and the joy of a beginning weekend by basing their name on it. The term "Fridaylandmen" for the residents of Freitagland underlines their lack of imagination and sexism. There is the newer name Seipiria Freitan, but in everyday language it is only referred to with the toneless abbreviation "Frms", which does justice to its ugliness. Basically, any naming of this abomination is a waste of letters and a rape of language.The Frms use a large, sans serif F as a symbol. It is easy to guess that it stands for Freitagland and its simplicity reflects their cultureless, purely functional society. The F is appropriately associated with "false" or the grade F, since everything about the Frms is wrong and bad. In addition, the expression "Schema F", which describes bureaucratic routines and is rooted in Prussian militarism, is ideally suited to the Frms. At the same time, the innocent letter is tainted by this use. The Frms want to co-opt language and symbols and smear them with bad associations so that others can no longer use them without being guilty. But evil has no right to a symbol or anything. Therefore, of course, the letter continues to be used by the good guys.
Conceptional Development
In the golden age, when life was still relatively easy, the Frms were not so threatening. They were annoying assholes, but stupid, outnumbered and ill-equipped. They were beaten up by the cool Machinesacks. During this time, they were mainly inspired by annoying classmates and teachers. During the Era of great failures, the Frms were initially neglected in favor of cooler opponents like the Kugelkreuz and the Cool Villains. When the need arose, humanity itself took on the role of absolute assholes. In 2002 the Frms returned with superior personnel. Now they were characterized in a much more vicious and dangerous way, as a military dictatorship to which all the bad qualities were explicitly attributed. The inspiration was non-specific authoritarian systems, especially the military, but also unsympathetic fellow human beings.In the new heyday, many new villains appeared on the scene, the Frms were more involved in the background, occasionally forming alliances and acting as self-appointed law enforcement officers who wanted to spoil everyone's fun. From the Era of Madness on, the Frms were developed into what they are today. A totalitarian system that can be described as pure evil, that takes every possible crime to the extreme. Real horrors from history and news were specifically used as inspiration. There, you don't have to search for long. The whole thing is then extremely exaggerated in Warhammer style.
In Universe
The frms are not part of the original universe, but a parasite. By retroactively infecting the Big Bang, they falsified the laws of nature so that they make evil possible. The virus was supposed to turn the whole universe into a pseudo-reality, that always favors bad effects. There, evil can only be avoided, not finally defeated, because it slumbers in everyone and everything. But in some particularly resistant parts of the universe, the imagination, the real reality, has been preserved. There, evil has no power to hide behind manipulated laws of nature. It can still rage there, but it has to face justice in a pure, personified form. In the Schuschiverse it has taken the form of the Frms. They are not just anotherlifeform, they are the extracted bad properties of everything, encapsulated by the power of imagination in a fictional projection surface that enables their destruction. Yet, their personification also enabled them to act consciously and carry out the Big Bang infection. So their existence is their own fault. The laws of nature and the Frms are mutually dependent and form a cycle that cannot be broken by actions based on these laws of nature. You have to go to a meta-level beyond nature in order to eradicate the Frms and to correct the laws of nature.Social System
The Law
The basis of the F-society is submission to the law, which manifests in absolute obedience against all personal needs. The law is an impenetrable jungle of articles, administered by pedantic, callous bureaucrats, enforced by a merciless military police. The government knows everything, but leaves you all alone with the paperwork.Typical for the Frms are conflicting laws, so no matter what you do, you are always breaking one. In punishment, one is at the mercy of the rulers. Although executions are the order of the day, it is not in the interest of the Frms to release someone from suffering through death. For this reason, grueling lawsuits, expropriation, labor camps, pillorying, extortion, torture and mutilation are the means of choice. The F regime pursues every minimal violation with the most brutal harshness. Total surveillance ensures that privacy is eliminated and laws can be deliberately used to ruin individuals' lives.
The F justice system is blatantly corrupt and unjust. Righteous people and vulnerable victims are framed for crimes and not given a fair chance to defend themselves. But if a real criminal strays into the dock, the sentence is lenient or they are immediately pardoned and promoted. The F prison system fosters crime. Here the prison conditions are so harsh and degrading, the guards so cruel, that they turn everyone into a psychological wreck. The emergence of internal organized crime is secretly tolerated because the prisoners are also supposed to treat each other badly. In the end, the Frms themselves recruit many killers from the prisons.
Military
The military is the central body of the Frms, to which everything is aligned. They engage in aggressive expansion. On their conquests, there will be looted and raped, although personal possession and sex are of course prohibited. Every conquered land is ruthlessly exploited until only a polluted desert is left. The inhabitants are enslaved and drilled with utter brutality. Everyone is immediately put into boot camps, get branded, chipped and implanted a remote-controlled explosive charge. Women are isolated and artificially fertilized to drop one slave after another, each life only counts as cannon fodder. For men, military service is initially the only option. This means endless footslogs and humiliations, as well as combat missions that ruin any psychic and physical health. Wars are waged as cruelly and traumatizingly as possible. Soldiers are forced to slaughter their own people. First when they are brutalized to callous beasts, they may go toiling elsewhere, and graduate to exploiters in the economy. If someone is unfit for military service or becomes so because of it, this doesn´t mean salvation. Unfitness is considered cowardice and desertion. Deserters are hunted down with great zeal and brutishly executed.Every tactic, no matter how shabby, is used in warfare. They attack civilians and hospitals, use child soldiers and NBC weapons, attack under false flags, feign willingness to negotiate as a diversionary tactic for sneaky attacks, use prisoners as lab rats or living shields and send tons of troops to suicide missions. There is looting and rape, although personal possessions and sex are of course forbidden. If they enter into alliances, it is only to exploit the alliance partner for their own purposes and then to betray them. They break every peace treaty and infiltrate everything that you can't keep an eye on. They poison peaceful societies with propaganda and incite citizens against each other. Frms glorify war and defame pacifists as "effeminate faggots", at the same time they always blame the defenders for the war and describe themselves as bringers of peace.
Economy and Work
Who doesn´t serve in war, has to work. There are no breaks or vacations. Work shall be as hard and monotonous as possible and keep you from thinking in order to keep the mob stupid. Only brainwashed officials may be remunerated at all, but all they receive is only borrowed state property. The state expropriates all the inhabitants of a conquered territory, destroys their homes and puts them in labor camps. Anyone who rises to the rank of a bigwig is allowed to acquire land and resources, thereby robbing others of their habitat and force them into servitude. Pseudoreality hardens and curtails the dimensions, so that the possibilities of free unfolding are limited and quarrel arises.Women have to be disfigured or mummed. In addition to the orgasmless offspring production, they are only allowed to do menial jobs. Although pleasure is strictly forbidden, the people are obliged to boost economy with mindless consumption. Money has to be made to finance new wars. Only certified consumer goods are allowed, and because of the lack of leisure you can´t enjoy them anyway. It is only purchased and trashed immediately, which boosts pollution and further unnecessary work. The work cult glorifies drudgery as a privilege and rages against leisure. Automation purposely creates spare time just to fill it with even more toil. No one is granted the gained time, unemployment is considered a disgrace. Work is never close to home; you have to commute for hours. Through constant transfers, competitive pressure and the deliberate sowing of mistrust, the development of friendship is prevented. Bullying is supported by the state. Children are torn from their parents and systematically abused in educational camps, beaten, filled with propaganda and overstrained to the point of collapse. This has nothing to do with education. It's all about brainwashing and breeding weak-willed, resilient workhorses. Everything the Frms teach is lies.
Culture
Frms have no culture. Everything that makes life easier or nicer, that serves edification, knowledge and self-realization is forbidden. There is no individuality or art, everything is grey and standardized. Although there are festivities such as military parades, balls and business lunches, but this has nothing to do with leisure and enjoyment. Stiff mustering, fussy etiquette and rituals are staged, outrage over minor missteps is stirred up, in order to achieve a permanent feeling of observation, mutual spying and self-castigation.The Frms do not produce anything beautiful themselves. But it can happen that certain functional things have an unintentional aesthetic that appeals to certain tastes. In addition, the Frms steal a lot, so that one or the other beautiful piece finds its way into their possession and can be misinterpreted as their invention by the ignorant. The Frms are not capable of recognizing beauty itself, but when they discover that someone else is happy, they do everything they can to find and destroy the source of joy.
Language
The Frms do not have their own language. Terms of Self-loathing from other languages are taken and provided with new meanings, so that one can speak efficiently and insult oneself at the same time. However, the efficiency advantage is thrown back by the fact that up to two thirds of Frlandish communications consist of the word "sir" (Sir, yes, sir!). Language is strictly regulated and optimized in the direction of maximal psychological violence. All forms of kindness, praise, humor, irony and private communication are prohibited. People have no rights over what they say. Everything is recorded and used against you in every case. When new rules are introduced, you are also punished retroactively for things you said a long time ago.Style
The dominant colors in the F Empire are concrete gray and muddy brown. With an accurate sense of ugliness, their color spectrum moves close to Pantone 448 C. Their architectural style is purely functional, plain brutalism, a barren, overwhelming concrete desert. Windows exist only where they serve surveillance. The interiors are decorated with equally bulky, standardized furniture and illuminated with cold neon lights. There are no plants, no upholstery, no pictures anywhere. Individual furnishings or even decoration is prohibited. The remote provinces, which are less closely monitored but exploited, are slums where the garbage is piled up.The only allowed clothing is the uniform. While the ordinary plebs is only allowed to wear shabby greyish brown, officers can also wear black or yellowed white. In combat, the Frms are also recognizable by their helmets with a single spike. In 1998, the armor got an update. In the chaos of the Time Fight different armors were used. Since the alliance with the Plagi, features of Plagi armors were adopted, but the decorative parts omitted. The clunky spaceships were given more shape by Plagi technology, too, but the law ensured the reduction of ornamentation.
Religion
Frms do not have any own religion, but they use alien religions to railroad more stupid rules and to invent reasons to oppress people. Religions spread lies, injustices and anti-fun ideologies, which predestines them as an instrument of oppression. Their worldview is generally not uniform. It can vary spatially or temporally, depending on which style of suffering is currently in vogue. This creates confusion, but any inconsistency is denied and the people are accused and quelled for any wrongdoing. Especially in religious matters, no one knows what the official position is. The truth is of no interest here anyway, it's all about self-abasement and the fueling of hatred for dissenters.| Name | Period | Description | Comment |
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| Woherej | 2002-2007 |  When the Frms emerged from the shadows again with new strength in the second half of the Era of Great Failures, they made use of a god for the first time. Woherej was a generic monotheistic deity, that was poorly characterized. When the more powerful Plagi invaded the Schuschiverse in 2007, the Frms got rid of Woherej, toppled his statues and made a pact with the Plagi. Woherej, disguised as Plagior Medalgus, was still involved. He was defeated by Schuschinus and Master Hu Ren Son. |
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| Plagi | 2007-2011 |  The Frms immediately joined the Plagi, when they saw their will to conquer. They made use of their large army, but more and more infiltrated their ranks. When the leadership of the Plagi fell in the Zeitkampf, they took control of a large part of the Plagi Empire. They banned art and symbols of the former culture and stirred up hatred against remaining Plagi priests and other factions. |
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| Essence of Evil and Antischuschinus | 2008-2010 |  When Juliak died in a duel, he released his blood as the essence of evil. DadaNo II was created to extract even more essence from the fallen warriors of the Zeitkampf. Schuschinus destroyed DadaNo II and the essence of evil mixed with the Xeroo Gidde to form water that flooded Hurdelhabadan and initiated the Posete. The spirit created from the essence of evil is calles Antischuschinus and whispers evil thoughts to people. He is depicted in the form of a black snake that protrudes from the mouth of a possessed person when he utters the delusions of evil. |
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| Trinity of Evil | 2009 | 
 Economy, Politics and Religion, the three big themes, which divide the people and lead to endless conflict. In the tournament, the Frms employed personifications of these themes as principles to be worshiped. |
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| The Grey | 2012-2019 | After the Plagi Empire fell, the Frms conquered the Neutrals. A radical faction of Neutrals emerged in this war, demanding absolute asceticism and devotion to fate. They became supporters of the Frms, who saw the spread of suffering as a fair lot. | |
| Molochiter | 2020 |  A religion created by the Frms through brainwashing and fake history with the purpose of turning them against other groups in order to enforce harsher laws and surveillance. |
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| Mother Nature | 2019-today | 
The false laws of nature took on a personified form and sent the Furries to carry out her arbitrariness. There was a dispute with the Frms about who came first and who created the other as a means of oppression. Despite the disputes, they complemented each other with opposite extremes. The Frms represent extreme order, everything is pressed into rules against the natural flow. Mother nature stands for absolute wildness, everything pushes with ruthless violence.
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| Trinity of Evil II | 2020 |
Three of the previous instrumental gods united. The terms of separation of powers only indicate the areas of responsibility. This does not mean that frms support separation of powers.
Embodies the false natural laws, which enable the evil
Embodies the acceptance and advocacy of evil
Embodies the active utilization of evil, to create suffering
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Torture, Punishment, Disease and Death
The Frms don't care whether you have actually broken the law or not. They already see it as a crime not to suffer to the maximum and punish every living being for their very existence. They devise the sickest and cruelest methods to increase pain and despair to immeasurable levels.
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| Disease Lottery In the disease lottery, victims are randomly drawn to be stricken by one of the innumerable diseases. |
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| Dripstone Impalement The victim is kept alive for millions of years and is slowly pierced by a gradually growing stalactite. |
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| Double Enslavement Slaves have their brains removed. The body is made submissive by brain shitting. The brain is inserted into a drone as remote control unit. |
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| Concrete of Life While the Frms support the suffering caused by death, they simultaneously demand eternal servitude and forbid dying. Terminally ill people are artificially kept alive and fully conscious, but because being bedridden is considered a refusal to work, they are additionally punished with pain-amplifying drugs. When space is tight for all the patients, they are dissolved into slime and mixed with the steel and concrete from which the Frms build their empire. Still fully conscious, the victims freeze into cold walls, from which their muffled wails emanate and drive new recruits insane. This method, called "Concrete of Life", was established as a new doctrine immediately after its discovery and special permission was obtained for time manipulation in order to make the new method a method that has always been used. When cancer patients are mixed into the concrete, concrete cancer develops. The gray cities overgrow everything and destroy beautiful architecture and landscapes. |
Heimatwelt
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| F-Continent | The country is a dead, barren desert full of piles of garbage and contaminated mud pits. The atmosphere consists of smog, putrefaction gases and cigarette smoke and is filled with the noise of machines and screams of pain. Oceans consist of concentrated industrial wastewater and biological excrements. Cities are gray concrete deserts. The only life on the streets are soldiers drilling and patrolling. Workers toil in factories and quarries or are locked in their cells. | ||
| Heart-Continent | This continent shows how the frms have changed conceptually. In the golden age, the Frms were also credited with cheesy romantic films and schmaltz music, because that's stupid. But if one likes that, it won't hurt anyone. Today the Frms represent invasive coercion. They would definitely use such media for torture. | ||
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Armed Forces
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Ant-Frms These only appeared in a long taped image in the early golden age, when the frms were not yet visually defined. |
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F-Trupper In the 1st Zeitkampf comic, the Frms had inconsistent armor, but the helmet with a single spike stood out. |
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Demoralization Unit This unit specializes in particularly brutal actions against civilians. They work closely with the Child Abduction Society. |
Space Ships
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F standard ship. It's available in different sizes. Produced in unbelievable quantities. Gigantic fleets of these ships roam space to spread fear and terror. | |
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Clunky F-thing. Transport ship. | |
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F-Fighter. The one-man fighter is shaped like a lower case f. The pilot has to stand in it. | |
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Technology
F-technology is primitive, devouring vast amounts of resources. The machines are rough, loud and dirty. Slaves must permanently feed the machines with looted raw materials, which are used inefficiently. The result is toxic waste and exhaust fumes that are simply disposed of in the landscape. In war, these disadvantages are balanced with numerical superiority, iron discipline and brute force. Frms don´t show consideration, neither for the enemies nor for themselves. They only know duty, and grind themselves to the utmost. F-Technology intentionally contains a particularly large number of pollutants that are released when damaged. Well-functioning technology is reserved for the military and large corporations. Private users, who have no right to private property and privacy anyway, are only provided with junk that has intentional restrictions and planned obsolescence built into it. Computers have bloated operating systems full of unnecessary crap that makes the device slow and eats up power. The programs are full of bugs and malware that spy on you, they constantly crash and annoy the user with unnecessary multiple queries, intrusive paternalism and know-it-all attitude. They install sneaky tricks to prevent the switch to free software.
Physiology and Functionality of a Frm
Hardware
Frms are made of rotten flesh and cancer cells. Their body shapes are very diverse, but always repulsive: threateningly massive, corpse-like gaunt, crippled, shapelessly fat. Their faces are ugly, vicious grimaces. Not cool-ugly like some monster aliens, but dumb-ugly, with a face like a fire alarm. They excrete tons of different excretions and stink 7 miles up the wind. Their body fluids teem with pathogens and the grass withers under their feet. The irony is that the frms have excessive hygiene regulations and yet everything sinks into dirt, while the Maschinensäcke don't have to worry about cleanliness at all because everything cleans itself.Diet
Frms are omnivores. They eat their victims, whether alive or as rotting carrion. They also eat each other or gnaw their own flesh from bones. They swallow all kinds of garbage and toxins, but do not break them down, instead producing even more disgusting and toxic garbage. They also take obedience pills. They force this diet on all their subjects.Procreation
Frms are parasites that reproduce ruthlessly. The brats immediately start screaming and are cruel to each other. As soon as they can speak, they chant authoritarian slogans and start bullying and beating up weaker people. The merciless drill directs their willingness to use violence in the service of the system.- Shit Kneading
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- Brain Shitting
- Metastasis
- Spawning
Software
Frms are manifested badness, their essence is only hate. The only joy they can feel is schadenfreude. Anything a Frm says that is not open hostility is a lie. They twist every word in your mouth and use it against you. You can't talk to them rationally and it shows in their faces. Their facial expressions move between stony, arrogant and wrathful, their body language screams with every fiber: "I will annoy you and torment you and always do what you least want!" Threats and punishments are completely pointless and have no learning effect.Important Persons
Although Frms are strictly hierarchically organized, they are a grey, anonymous mass without many outstanding personalities. The commanders are brought in the line and interchangeable, too. In their infinite cruelty they are all the same and only a few gained the undeserved honor of being remembered at all.
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Juliak Xarifiar | Top leader of the Frms, who is very hard to kill. In the Golden Age he attacked the Maschinensäcke for the first time, robbed taverns and annoyed with his asshole-behavior. In the Era of great Failures, he drew back, to return later with superior numbers and to enslave people as soldiers. His morning routine included the sacrifice of an innocent being. Shortly before the second Zeitkampf he got killed in a duel by Schuschinus and left behind the essence of evil. After the Zeitkampf, he was killed and resurrected several times. Although he was the face of the F Empire, his influence was limited. He increasingly suffered from delusions and doubts. He was the last remnant of the Frms from the golden age when they were weak and less evil. The high command decided that all memory of this time should be erased, and a prominent leader no longer fit into the ideal of a faceless system. This led to him being cast out by the Frms. He then became Föma and returned to the beginning of the time loop. | |
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Krint | Krint is an electronic toy designed by the Frms to educate children. It is a tyrant who forbids all fun, destroys other toys and forces children to study. If you resist him, he will become violent. | |
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Saprascht/Kaprascht | The lord of the F peripheral territories boasted that he would take tougher action than Juliak. | |
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Major Schmerzbrille | He is ripped off of from Oberst Pain from Battle Angel Alita Last Order. | |
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Wlaht Ültült | General in the Zeitkampf who is known for his deception and phoniness. He whispers with a contrivedly lovely voice, but is a remorseless, sadistic bastard. He mutilated prisoners and presented himself as a victim. He died in the Zeitkampf, but later reappeared as a judge. Appinelli killed him. | |
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Truppnant Eugilisian | He had perfume sprayed on him, because when you mix stench with a pleasant smell, it stinks even more. He was turned into a monster by the essence of evil. | |
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Sahnig Gosrahmig | 
This Isomery Palisade was to be deported by Srie as a gift to Schuschinus. But Schuschinus refused. Creamy is a pushy, sycophantic, pliable consumer idiot. He always adapts to the masses, sees servility as the greatest luck. He has a penchant for prodigality and annoys others with his obtrusive behavior. Self-determination overwhelms him, he responds to it with self-injury. That's why he went to the Frms. There he transgressed the rules in preemptive obedience and ended up in court. Appinelli brought him back to Schuschinus, who gave him freedom as an experiment. Creamy stole a torture dildo, which wrapped him in barbwire. Strengthened by the self-punishment, he dueled with Loi to his death. |
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Lotrecht von Effingen | Completely humorless and permanently bad-tempered official who steams from hatred against freedom and wants to subjugate everything with rules. He was stationed on Selebaya in the Timefight, kidnapping locals to interrogate and torture them. He was known for punishing little formal errors cruelly. When he wanted to quell a rebellion, he was killed. | |
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Hermann Pißbräu | He led the "Radical Apra Faction" which abused the Machinesacks symbol and represented a distorted version of their values. He was piloting a mecha and was flattened by Schuschinus. | |
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Joffe Lanter I | Juliak's son, who abused his power for compliance visits in barracks to clutter the slaves with arbitrary accusations and punish them. He liked to torture children and strove for the title of the most hated person. When he invited all leaders to the banquet of their submission, Schuschinus visited him. This didn´t go well for him. | He is plagiarized from Joffrey Lannister. The name could have been made less obvious. |
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Joffe Lanter II | The second son of Juliak spread lies and slander throughout the media. Schuschinus pulled him through the TV and beheaded him | |
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William Brightcramp | When Ikanom became president of the Tussi Syndicate and started a feminist revolt, the Frms were very upset. They installed ultra-canned bean eater and gun lobbyist William Brightcramp as their opposing president. The extreme sexist and racist immediately set about inciting his mindless followers and attacking Regoska Firsang. He escaped the bloodbath that the resident Kugelkreuz tussis were preparing, but was then killed by Tenisha. | |
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Marginal Marshal Pfiltan | An insignificant guard who ingratiated himself with his superiors with zealous obedience and, lacking real authority, bullied his partner Schacho. When he wanted to order the Machinesacks around and they ignored him, he summoned Mother Nature, who attacked the Msacks, but also killed Pfiltan, because nature always stabs you in the back. | |
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Disposten Schacho | Schacho was also a guard, Pfiltan's colleague and not particularly bright. At some point he got fed up and went over to the Msacks. This is a worrying individual case, because good and evil should actually be clearly separated. It is due to the invocation of Mother Nature, who, with her corrupt natural laws, makes such unspeakable mixtures. In this case, things went well and Schacho became a friend of Kalle 84-P | |
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Valentin Snorbol | A criminal businessman who tried to spread sleep disorders. He went bankrupt, but then worked for 5 months without sleeping to fight his way back up. | |
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General Creator of the Molochites | He founded the Molochite cult alongside various religious groups to inflame hostilities as a justification for introducing harsher laws. When he kidnapped Flicuradensa Forican's girlfriend and doused her with acid, he immediately fell victim to her revenge. | |
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the F-Minister of Health | A radical opponent of euthanasia who, thanks to poetic justice, was confined to bed in severe pain and was kept alive by Dr. Alcohol in a vegetative state for 240 years. But he didn't learn from it, but rather prided himself on his sense of duty. That's why he was appointed Minister of Health by the Frms and wanted to force the therapy that kept him alive on all living beings. This resulted in the new doctrine. | |
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General of the new doctrine | A Zeitkampf General who promoted the new doctrine. He effected temporal manipulation so that the Frms would use the concrete of life from the start. In the end he was encased in concrete himself. | |
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Judge of Tulsei-Ufekvek | A minor provincial judge who became known for putting Juliak on trial after he was cast out. He liked to impose dehydration arrest as a punishment and forced schoolchildren to carry the scalps of their slain parents. When Rasche confronted him with his misdeeds, he just laughed and was of the opinion that he had been too lenient. But before Rasche could exact her revenge on him, he was bitten to death by Alpha Tigrig, a servant of Mother Nature. Because nature does not grant satisfaction and thwarts plans. | |
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The Media Mogul | A rich, fat entrepreneur whose goal was to monopolize and bring the entire cultural industry into line. He wanted to destroy diversity and plunge consumers into depression with dreary monotomy in order to then enrich himself from the costs of psychiatric care. He wrote his life and his evil into the death blockchain so that they would remain immutable. He also had artists labor under oppressive contract to create inspirational media and then heap copyright lawsuits on fanfiction and fanart. He had Achim Klüpp kidnapped to make him understand the rigors of show business, but he hijacked the show and made it his own. Xit destroyed every single link of the death blockchain, causing the media mogul to shrink to the size of his mind. He let himself be infected with cancer in order to grow again. He then sacrificed his body to another incarnation of Mother Nature. | |
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Egon Kaiser senior | An unscrupulous warning lawyer who sues the little people and relies on dirty tricks, psychological wear and escalation of the legal dispute. His goal is to drive the defendants to suicide. He sued his own son for being too soft. On the other hand, he helped large corporations assert their interests, he also enforced the F-state's requirements for companies. | |
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General of the Cancer Center | He led the development of concrete cancer at the F Cancer Center. Outwardly, he represented the Frms' strict ban on pleasure, but he delighted in the screams of suffering cancer patients and collected photos of mutilated torture victims. Leah killed him when she stormed the cancer center in a fit of rage over her cancer. | |
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Oberst Pisskind D'Bastard | He specialized in plunging peaceful peoples into war. He carried out terrorist attacks under false flags and then portrayed himself as a savior. He blamed the attacks on the Msacks and persuaded the victims to receive military aid. So he allowed the poison of militarism to seep in, and before they knew it, the victims were under the brutal military dictatorship of the Frms, which continued to fuel the war. But this plan didn't work for the Chürrehl people. They had already informed the Msacks and lured him into a trap. His head was severed and crushed in a lemon squeezer. Afterwards, he and all his comrades-in-arms were sentenced to the suffer mirror curse. | |
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General of the Salt Mines | Head of the penal colony where innocent prisoners had to uselessly mine salt, which dried them out completely. He had the mines filled in again at regular intervals without giving the slaves enough time to retreat. The prisoners were served their dead comrades as food, but only in exceptional cases was it cooked and salted. | |
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General of the Dyson Sphere | He conquered an ancient Dysonsphere and, as is common with the Frms, worked with local warlords. But the transformation of the F-state into a modern, faceless system that began with Juliak's banishment caused him to fall out with them. He staged major propaganda offensives with falsified polls, military parades where history books were burned and pacifists were executed. But when his empire was brought down by the Msacks, he was killed by the betrayed warlords. | |
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General of the Zombies | He developed the zombie plague in order to conquer Oucshrivland. The plague caused great damage. Confident of victory, stabbing maps with his finger in the circle of his staff, he was taken by surprise by the hallucinogen-enhanced Spai, who slaughtered everyone present and bolted a Boltzmann brain into the general's skull. One can only speculate how painful his newly acquired conscience was tormenting his last seconds of life before his body burst at the wall. | |
| Chäng Jäng Pängxäng | President of the F prison system. He put down 35 prison riots with his bare hands and was so hardened that he slept in a pain chamber and let snakes bite him daily. He worked with the F-Child Abduction Society. |
Demons
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Unfunze | ||
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Sich-Hilfe-holen-Müssung | ||
Correct handling of frms
Frms have no honor whatsoever. Showing them respect and fairness is a waste of effort and negligent, because they stab into every vulnerability. When dealing with frms, don't engage in conversation with them, destroy them without hesitation and don't let anyone survive. Use all available means to do this. Destroy also all their works, for suffering souls are trapped in them. All agreements one may have entered into with them are void and can be broken with a clear conscience.